An Alternative Highway Code to Pacify Your Driving Demons and Help You Arrive Alive. How do you feel when you're out on the road? Relaxed and in control, or harried and pushed around? Take this Antidote and know that you are not alone. On four wheels or two, Shalvin Carpe is right there with you: he has felt your frustration. He has hung his head and made that face. Everyone except you is a bad driver. You just want to get to where you're going in one piece, but some drivers seem to think mirrors are for posh people. Others think their right of way is determined by how long they've lived in that area. Before you pull away again, read this book and rediscover your perspective. Next time you feel yourself being wound up, remember it's their problem, not yours. Don't get dragged into their bad day - focus on making yours better. Distilled from 30 years of driving and riding in all conditions (that includes the traffic, the weather, and his own state of mind) Shalvin Carpe's Antidote to Road Rage features classifications of every different type of road user the author could think of. These arrive along with 192 pages of updated comment, parodies, poems, cartoons and questions you can ask yourself or a friend. Full colour cartoons are also signposted with every press of the pedal, whether yours fuels an engine, or a sprocket and chain. This book is your alternative A-Z of everyday hazards and the desperation often displayed to avoid them. From attention deficit to zebra crossings, Shalvin Carpe's Antidote to Road Rage will accompany you on your arduous journey, all the way to the shops and back. With relatable content laced with sardonic humour, this Antidote will help you recalibrate your calm and gain a fresh awareness of the potential fatalities that swirl around you on the asphalt, at greater speeds than they should. Read this before you completely lose it and start a screaming match with that little guy in the battered old Fiesta who turns out to be a kickboxing expert. Jump in then, and let's see how many stops there are on the way to your destination.